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Joke of the Day
"What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach? Oeuf!"
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"When asked why he swallowed so much jizz, Rod Stewart would only say: ""My heart can't tell me no"""
"I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on incestry.com"
"Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!"
"Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving"
"Boss: Why are you late? Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?"
"I'm not a looser just because my pants are not loser. Your a looser because you're pants are loser. Don't think your better then me."
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones sing ""Hey You! Get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman shouts ""Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"""
"I'm just grateful that I don't have to draw on my eyebrows everyday because I would totally forget to do that."
"On the way to school... tl;dr"