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Joke of the Day

"I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier."

"Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?"

"""No more self-deprecating tweets,"" I whisper fatly."

"Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits. But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called 'Calvin and Sobs'."

"On behalf of black people, I'd like to apologize for Nicki Minaj"

"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."

"Microsoft will start making ... vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck."

"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'."

"""It's good but it's not right."" Roy Walker having sex with a corpse."

"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."