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Joke of the Day
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? because D shells dont fit"
Next Joke
"Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home? He forgot to pack his trunk."
"If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?"
"What do elderly zombies crave? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS"
"What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men? She returned home with a red snapper."
"What does a Jewish barista do? He brews!"
"*shoots self in foot* ""Damn i like the metaphor better"""
"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They fall through his hands."
"How come Mr. and Mrs. Claus don't have any kids? Because Santa only cums once a year and its down the chimney!"
"Clocks in Heaven"