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Joke of the Day
"What do elderly zombies crave? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS"
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"My walk of shame is leaving a handicapped restroom stall while trying not to make eye contact with the wheelchair guy who was waiting on me."
"Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends. NaH, sounds like a bad idea"
"I'm a champion of grammar; A grampion, if you will."
"It was really cold today... It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"What did the prostitute say to the psychic? I don't do aural. You're welcome and I'll show myself out."
"go to college so you can get a job to pay for college"
"After today the rest of the world will get ""FOUR MORE YEARS!"" without having to hear about the US election."
"If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet? Chinese"
"What's one thing that a beautiful woman and a jar of peanut butter have in common? They can both make me swell up to 3 times my normal size."