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Joke of the Day
"What is Jasmine Tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? Tres Leches!"
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"Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn't commit."
"Accuse someone of denying everything. It's a hard one to fight."
"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks while he fits and the other one...."
"What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!"
"Take me with you! I shout to every airplane that flies over my house."
"I got in trouble with my date for not opening the car door for her... Instead I just swam for the surface"
"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"
"Ladies be careful, some of these guys don't want to get into your pants, they want to wear them."
"Flying around shitting on cars. Rock on, birds. Livin' the dream!"