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Joke of the Day

"A dozen fish are in a tank. Then one proclaims: ""Can anybody drive this thing?"""

"Did you hear about the popular underwear campaign? It was briefly successful"

"Sluggish (n): What slugs speak."

"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."

"How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer Natural Light"

"An atom is mugged by another atom... A bystander asks if he's OK. ""I think he got away with my favorite electron,"" he answered. ""Oh no! Are you sure?"" ""Yup, I'm positive."""

"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."

"Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit? Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something."

"I use Reaganomics when I take a shower by only washing my hair, and letting the shampoo trickle down to clean the rest of me."

"We'll all be making some serious Zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow."