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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""GET OUT OF MY BAR, YOU FUCKING HORSE!"""

"Sam Allardyce is a disgrace and needs to be punished, humiliated and made an example of... Therefore he should continue as England Manager"

"Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken"

"I asked a music teacher what is sooo hard about playing a violin... she said it's kinda fiddely."

"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double-entendre... So he gives it to her."

"So I went to a zoo today... But it only had one small dog. It was a shih tzu."

"New Band I recently started a new band: We have to play every song in a certain order and we all have to be symmetrical on stage. We're called OC/DC."

"What Do You Call A Blank Piece Of Paper? WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!"

"When you think your man is being romantic but really he just doesn't have electricity."