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Joke of the Day

"I'm a Polish student in the UK Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought..."

"Why can't Elvis Presley drive? 'Cause he's dead."

"St. Patrick's Day is like 420 for alcoholics."

"If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember.. there is someone crash testing volvos"

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman."

"My phone just autocorrected mornin to Mormon and now it won't stop making macaroni pictures and having sex with multiple phone wives."

"A man walks into a bar... Another man ducks."

"Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off? Yeah but he is all right now"

"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car But they're having trouble installing windows"

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.."