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Joke of the Day
"The weirder Rihanna's tattoos get the less I blame Chris Brown."
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"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."
"if somone acidentaly walks in while ur in the bathroom, do not react at all. this avoids embarasment & makes them wonder if they are a ghost"
"Butte Creek beer slogan! It dont taste shitty!"
"What was Eve charged with after murdering Adam in the Garden? Being a first-person shooter"
"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."
"I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks."
"I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in my freezer"
"(getting murdered) please i have a Sims family"