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Joke of the Day
"What did the Oxen say to his son moving out? Bison"
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"What do tumblrinas do on Halloween? They go trigger treating"
"I texted my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."
"If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have? Forceps (I hate my shit life)"
"Why is golf named ""golf""? Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to /u/bonerfar... this now makes sense...)"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None because feminists can't change anything."
"Don't cut yourselves 'cause Justin smokes pot, Beliebers. Cut yourselves 'cause you listen to Justin Bieber. (And aim for a major artery.)"
"Rape isn't funny.. Especially if you're being raped by Dane Cook. Than its totally not funny."
"a British satanist dates a lot of black women he is a master of the dark arse ( a bad joke )"
"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."