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Joke of the Day
"Rape isn't funny.. Especially if you're being raped by Dane Cook. Than its totally not funny."
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"What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes? Pop."
"I got a tapeworm once back in the 80s. Now I have an mp3worm."
"Mechanics How can you tell a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean...."
"I always play Jenga on a first date That way girls know my pull out game is strong"
"It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane"
"I hate when I'm in a room with 3 other people, & I have to shove the entire kit kat in my mouth."
"Are people in wheelchairs okay with jokes being made about them? I don't know where they stand on the issue."
"Why do so many girls wear sweaters that say 'SuperDry'... It's not like us boys wear sweaters saying 'micropenis'"
"CRAZY PRANK!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"