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Joke of the Day
"What do tumblrinas do on Halloween? They go trigger treating"
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"I sexually identify as a mosquito... ... Because everyone wants to smash me."
"What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet? A biday party!!"
"I like my men, like I like my coffee. So hot, that I have to keep blowing."
"*National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops. - Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S."
"Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive."
"Dipping dots, more like garbage dots. Go back to the future, dipping dots"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye."
"""Is there a Mrs. Prime?"" -- EVERY GIRL TRANSFORMER EVER, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM"
"Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended... I reply, ""Nope unintended!"""