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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my golf score In the low 80s with a slight handicap"
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"Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with!"
"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""
"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."
"Best jokes come from real life. This happened this morning. The toilet is clogged. My wife and I both insist we've only gone #1. One of us is full of crap and the other one is full of crap."
"[standing in driveway with wife] I thought we agreed on a Prius [giant eagle pecks at saddle] NO THIS IS BETTER"
"12: ""Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?"" Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child"
"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."
"Petulant wife In the middle of a fight, husband said, ""Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."" ""No,"" said the wife angrily. ""Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"""
"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"