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Joke of the Day
"Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz I can't come."
Next Joke
"Wife: Want do you want for dinner? Me: Surprise me. Wife: I used to be a man. Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pizza."
"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."
"Life is a lot like sex... It's way too short and rarely lives up to the expectation."
"Whenever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag."
"review of outside: too many other people, bugs will attack you randomly, pizza only available in certain areas 0/5 would not recommend"
"I'm fed up with all that Superman crap. He saves old women & extinguish fires, but when he flies over Africa, he pretends he doesn't see us?"
"I saw that a fellow Redditor needed a liver. Lets just say (_) / ( _)>- / (_) OP De-livered   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^true ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^story"
"These Valtrex commercials are confusing... Are herpes a pre-requisite for kayaking and rock climbing?"
"A dead-beat Dad is on AskReddit... He opens a thread asking ""Will my father ever love me?"" He hides the child comments."