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Joke of the Day
"Dear Karma: I don't understand, he hasn't been mauled by a lion yet. XO, Me"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!"
"My computer has a virus. It's called the common cold. It makes your computer freeze up."
"What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste"
"A tax collector dies and goes to heaven"
"As kid, It was always easy to find the black kids on the playground... They were always hanging around the monkey bars."
"I was walking along and I saw a guy fall into a nest of mosquitoes... ...it was malarious!"
"Morning is like someone constantly whispering ""fuck you"" into your ear."
"I came here to write jokes and waste your time But I'm out of jokes, so I'll just waste your time"
"I came very close to death last night. I had a wank in a graveyard."