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Joke of the Day

"Who needs a girlfriend when I have my right hand..... To make me sandwiches :)"

"Don't mind me. Just over here shaking my phone like a Magic 8-Ball, trying to get the screen to rotate back."

"How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, ""unionized""."

"What's the difference between your mom and wine? With age, wine doesn't suck anymore."

"That's shocking!! Hold on. *quickly draws overly arched eyebrows* Ok. Go on."

"When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer? It's because that side has more geese."

"I asked my adopted son the name of the workshop the DCF found him in. Build a bear"

"What is the Pope's favorite type of woman? Nun"

"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."

"Just dropped my new single it's me i'm single"