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Joke of the Day
"Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!"
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"My girlfriend just texted me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative Anybody know what ternative means?"
"gay rabbit Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass."
"I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night... ""You're a big lass, aren't you?"" I said. ""Tell me something I don't know,"" she replied with a tear in her eye. ""Salad tastes nice."""
"What do you call people who use the ""pull out"" method for contraception? Parents."
"My mate went to a restaurant and the waiter had lost his left arm Serves him right"
"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."
"Q: Why are all blacks fast? A: The slow ones are in jail."
"Why you shouldn't ask Napoleon for money He's a bit short"
"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."