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Joke of the Day

"The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10"

"A guy was so bored he broke a watch with his bare hands. Then he said ""i've got too much time on my hands"""

"What's the difference between scouts and jews? The scouts return from camp."

"Nothing is worse than having a cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeeeeeeeeaaaad zombie zombie zombie eee eee"

"Tomato/tomahato, potato/potahto, pedestrian/victim. Who cares."

"I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap... ... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?"

"What's it like being frozen to absolute zero? It's 0K."

"If you don't like the idea of wiping someone's ass in the middle of eating a delicious meal, you probably shouldn't become a parent."

"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."

"whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"