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Joke of the Day

"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"

"Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto"

"Coworker: Oh, look how beautiful! It's snowing again! Me: *stabs coworker with icicle*"

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."

"People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds."

"*beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*"

"I just bought a pair of glasses from Zenni Optical. 20/20 would buy again."

"Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back."

"Are those against upgrading to OSX Yosemite... Anti-Yosemites?"

"A panda is the greatest restaurant assassin. It eats shoots and leaves."