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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what matter to me? my nihilism"
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"A snake walks into a bar ""How did you do that?"""
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free You racist fuck"
"What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun? As far away as possible. *cough* shameful *cough*"
"What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? The Holocaust"
"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""
"I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato"
"Pal: on your date, don't let her think you get jealous on date Date: the steak please Me: So you know, I'm cool with you talking to that guy"
"INTERVIEWER: And why under skills did you put ""has dominion over bees""? ME: [covered in bee stings] You can cross that one off"
"What do you call a disappointing orgasm? Anti climaxtic (I'll be here all week)"