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Joke of the Day

"If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you."

"Jesus Never Fails If Jesus was a program, he would never fail. Why? Because he was born in a stable environment."

"Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE! WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS"

"A bad thing about living in Switzerland. The flag is a big plus, but that just adds to the problem. (I did not create the first part, but i decided to *add* the last part to the joke)"

"Funny Joke PF debate"

"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The head nurse."

"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."

"Welcome to the hotel. Your room has a queen sized bed, dresser and nightstand, all of which you will have to move to find the one outlet."

"What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent."

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"