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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!!!!"
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"How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning."
"How do we create jobs? I thought he was already dead"
"Rape jokes are so much more funny when you force them on someone ..."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? A: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass. (I'm sorry, this joke was mentioned on How I Met Your Mother and I can't stop laughing since)"
"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"
"Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon."
"What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable? Artichoke."
"A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, ""Do you have any colored printers?"" To which the clerk responds, ""It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."""
"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."