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Joke of the Day

"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."

"In regards to the recent ruble crash in Russia A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble for buy milk bread and vodka?"" His father replies ""20 ruble? What you need 50 ruble for?"""

"I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends."

"When are the hiest's coming out? THEY ARE NOT!"

"[at subway] And just a little lettuce. *the guy starts backing a truck full of lettuce toward my sandwich & the truck is beeping* No wait."

"Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you're looking for a business manager."

"Want to hear a corny joke? Never mind I forgot the skewers."

"We gave The Gap shit for the new logo. Then we gave The Gap shit for pulling it. Congratulations. We are a collective psychotic girlfriend."

"I met a cute deaf girl at a bar the other day... ... that bitch still hasn't returned any of my calls."

"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""