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Joke of the Day

"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."

"Yo mama so fat.... pickup lines don't work on her."

"What does an assassin do in the waiting room? He kills time. (I'll get the door after my appointment)"

"What do pedophile sex-tourists and napalm have in common? They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under a minute."

"It's been confirmed by People Magazine that Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman I say good on him, at least he's got the balls to do it."

"7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me."

"and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE"

"Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet? funny or not"

"[inventing humans] god: ""they should have complete control of their tongue"" angel: ""um ok"" god: ""let me finish.. except when using scissors"""

"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown."