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Joke of the Day
"Surprise sex is the best sex. Unless you're in prison."
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"Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached? Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs? Or crapperjoels?"
"We had gay burglars in our house last night... They broke in and rearranged all of our furniture."
"Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table"
"What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Wheres pop corn?"
"On this Fourth of July, just remember... He who comes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the Fifth."
"What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator"
"About that loan officer that had too many frozen margaritas over the weekend . . . He was a lender with a blender on a bender . . ."
"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
"Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is."