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Joke of the Day

"If trump gets elected can we make a show similar to the apprentice but when Trump says ""your fired"" he sends a nuclear missile at a country."

"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."

"Guy says, ""damn, there should be a law against having sex this good!"" The girl said nothing, for the drugs had left her unconscious."

"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"

"Why are you late? Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon? dis counts!!"

"What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice."

"Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein."

"My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream"