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Joke of the Day

"My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream"

"Contest in a girl's college write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story Oh god I am pregnant I wonder who did it"

"Why don't Muslims use contractions of words? Because in Islam, the penalty for apostrophe is death."

"What if Obama keeps the nuclear codes in a folder on his desktop called ""Missile-aneous""? That'd be cute."

"What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek? *""Let's get together and stop this crap!""*"

"Use promo code NETFLIX to get 50% off your next midterm or exam Title"

"I feel sorry for my testicles. They can't even hang out without being judged."

"What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop? *A big mac*"

"[breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE"

"Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him."