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Joke of the Day

"My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream"

"How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even."

"Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium? Your mom."

"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"

"Nurse: The doctor will be with you shortly...do you want me to close the door? Me: Do you wanna watch? Nurse: *closes door*"

"LH741: Tower give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday Sir."

"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."

"How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin."

"Why did hitler kill himself? He looked at the gas bill."

"Why run from kids? When you could eat them"