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Joke of the Day
"What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice."
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"Do you know what I call my hiking playlist? My trail mix"
"What do you call cow without a girlfriend? Beef Stroken off"
"One thing that all us white guys from the suburbs can agree on is if a black guy has a British accent, we're 85% less scared of him"
"Two guys see a dog licking his balls... The first guy says ""Man, I wish I could do that!"" The second guy replies, ""Maybe you should try petting him first"""
"I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it."
"How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another? Shoot one of them."
"officer, buying weed from a guy who sells on the side is basically shopping local. you should be THANKING me for supporting our community."
"What is the smallest part of a little person? Their wee-knees!"
"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"