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Joke of the Day

"What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice."

"What did Hitler give to his daughter on her birthday An easy bake oven."

"Girls say I'm an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row."

"Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES."

"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar... It was tense."

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!"

"Why Jewish are one of the most intelligent people in the world? They spent a lot of time in Concentration camps."

"if you have a dirty lift raft... does it make it a dingy dingy?"

"Koala joke Where do koalas go to school?"

"What would you call a restaurant for anorexics? The Empty Plate..."