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Joke of the Day

"""Knock, Knock..."" ""Who's there?"" ""I Love Mop"""

"How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'? Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in."

"My friend can't wait for legalized euthanasia Seriously, the man is dying to not live"

"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"

"How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it. Sorry"

"What did the dubstep valentine's day card say? I wub you"

"America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent."

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."

"I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

"What is Hitler's favourite type of music? Reich n' Roll"