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Joke of the Day
"America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent."
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"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"
"Wanna know what's making the Head Lines? Corduroy Pillows that's what"
"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."
"What's the hardest part about a fat nun's job? Getting into the habit"
"It's a bad idea to eat the meat from the female cows. That would be a Miss Steak."
"Imagine a guy named Kyle walking into Starbucks. You're a racist."
"Just fyi, if you're girlfriend asks you if she should lose some weight... ""I love you through thick and thin"" is not an appropriate response."
"What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy"
"My pregnant wife just confessed she listens to R&B I'm uncertain if I should break up with her in text or just let her figure it out."