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Joke of the Day

"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"

"Oe Oe Oe so there's these 2 monkeys bathing one monkey says: oe oe ooooe second monkey says: did you forgot to put some cold water in?"

"I think marriage should be between a robot and a spider horse because I'm a retarded man child and this is what I bring to the conversation."

"The reason I hate my girlfriend a vegan She doesn't like to eat meat if you know what I mean."

"Q: Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? A: Because of all the tellers."

"What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics? None, even if you win, you're still retarded."

"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"

"Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications"

"I bought my mom a fridge for her birthday present You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!"

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury."