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Joke of the Day

"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"

"Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit"

"What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con."

"I can see clearly now the rain has gone; I can *backs into mailbox* see all obstacles in my way *runs over squirrel* omg I love this song"

"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchair"

"What do you call a bear that swings both ways? Bi-polar"

"If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass."

"Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun."

"Surprisingly, the only Street Fighter II move based on one of Chuck Norris' was Chun-Li's. Chuck Norris prefers to travel by performing four upside-down double-roundhouse kicks per second."

"How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso."