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Joke of the Day

"""Action, camera, lights!"" - dyslexic and now unemployed director"

"If you walk into a room that's empty except for a clown doll sitting in a chair at a tiny table, you're probably about to be murdered."

"I'm worried that I'm gonna get a super judgey coroner."

"Tomorrow is bring your hangover to work day."

"After seeing a picture on Reddit of the garbage near the Taj Mahal, I thought to myself ""Wow can there BE a bigger shithole?"" Then I saw the comments section"

"Gardens (only clean joke I know) Why don't you tell secrets in a garden? Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk."

"Pretty cool how your dreams went from ""Astronaut"" or ""Doctor"" to ""What's the lowest I can get to pass this course"""

"""Just dashing to the shops"" Woman [showers, washes hair, styles hair, puts on make up, chooses outfit, irons clothes] Man [grabs car keys]"

"Power surge at the A/C factory... Fans shocked."

"How do people in Iowa get elections? By watching corn!"