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Joke of the Day
"""Action, camera, lights!"" - dyslexic and now unemployed director"
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"Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap."
"What's the difference between a pill and my penis? A pill can achieve an erection."
"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."
"I'm a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job."
"How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!"
"WHY DO COWS LIE DOWN IN THE RAIN? TO KEEP EACH UDDER DRY."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."
"I Just got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I could not concentrate"
"Why do refugees in Germany smell like shit? Because they're too scared to go in the showers."