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Joke of the Day
"Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death. Who will win? Everybody."
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"Sometimes peeing feels better than sex. It lasts longer too."
"This is just a temporary status...until I think of something better"
"Had to dump my Amish girlfriend.... she drove me buggy."
"Americans kill more Americans than ISIS kills Americans so we should probably play it safe and not let any more Americans into America."
"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."
"Why did the bad comedian visit the dominatrix? Because he was a sucker for Pun-ishment."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Barack Obama is not a Jew. We think."
"I got fired from my job because I smile too much! I said, ""If I can't smile while I work then get yourself another funeral director!"""
"My girlfriend Likes to dress up like her self and act like a bitch."