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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy."

"Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black."

"BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all ""that shit's a hoax dude!"" More as this story develops."

"There are two types of men in the world... Men that pee in the sink Men that lie"

"TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole. Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles."

"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You don't have to meet her dad."

"Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ? Ph.P."

"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"

"Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC? because it's stoned."

"I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle- -knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!!"