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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"
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"The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples."
"Your car took up two spaces, I tried to move it over with my key."
"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"
"Chicken must be brilliant at mathematics.. Because after explaining every proof, my teachers say ""Hens proved!!"""
"Judging by how all of these ladies tweet about cucumbers I'm pretty sure size does matter because I never see them tweeting about carrots :("
"How can you tell birds are afraid of heights? Because everytime they look down they shit themselves."
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much it is for a beer. The bartender says ; ""For you.. No charge!"""
"What's blue, and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate"