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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse at night? A Nightmare"
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"Hey, people who don't properly re-seal your half empty bags of potato chips... what's it like eating spider eggs?"
"Some friends, a lesbian couple... bought me an antique gold fob timepiece for my birthday. I think they mistook me when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"I was very upset at the funeral the other day. I started wailing and moaning and banging on the coffin In the end they opened it and let me out."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye... use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"You can't bait me. I'm the masturbator."
"What time does Andy Murray go to bed? Tennish! "
"What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music? Are & Be"
"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."
"A fascist walks into a bar.. he orders 1 strong liter."