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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse at night? A Nightmare"
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"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"
"A guy's ego."
"My girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?"
"Which Pokemon got a cold? Pik-a-choo."
"What do you call a little pepper in Spanish? A jalapequeno"
"Werner Heisenberg just unveiled a new car... It comes with a GPS or a speedometer, but not both."
"A readhead tells her blonde step-sister ""I slept with 2 Brazilian guys last night!"" The blonde replies, ""Holy shit, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground... Both books were completely destroyed. The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet."
"What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food? They have a Pho-bia!"