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Joke of the Day
"Kidnapping is a dumb crime because you're literally forcing yourself to hang out with someone"
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"Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta."
"When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5? Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak"
"What did the male Dragonborn say to the female dragon? GO - VAH - KYUUM!!!"
"Cop: A ghost killed your family? Guy: Yes! Cop: Did u forward yesterday's spooky chain email to 5 ppl? Guy: No? Cop: Well there you go."
"Halloween is the only day of the year you can ask someone ""what are you supposed to be?"" without triggering an existential crisis."
"An atheist, a vegan, and a Cross Fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone in the first 3 minutes."
"Women who bleach their mustaches, clearly don't understand the problem with mustaches."
"Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!"
"How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they blew it up already."