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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!"
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"My current diet all ends with an S. Pizzas. Hamburgers. Tacos. Nachos. Everything that's in sights."
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds? Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie."
"How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."
"I got kicked out of the procrastinators club when I showed up for our first meeting.."
"Two guys walk into a bar... you would think the second guy would duck."
"A 900 kilogram pumpkin fell on a local man today. Reports say he was squashed."
"I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything."
"What do you call an academic who apologises all the time? An anthropologist"