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Joke of the Day
"TIL when you're a child, you have 4 kidneys Well, 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees."
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"I'll never forget the first time I had sex That's because I kept the receipt!"
"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."
"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."
"When my wife is out of town my sleeping position changes from 'balancing on edge of bed' to 'snow angel'"
"What do a pedophile and a Pokemon master have in common? They both have a collection of CP"
"Why did the aligator spit out his lunch? Because it was two years old"
"[street fight] Come at me bro!! *guy rips off his shirt revealing bulging muscles *I rip off my shirt revealing another shirt & run away"
"What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one"
"Help, I accidentally ... build a shelf?!? What should I do?"