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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget the first time I had sex That's because I kept the receipt!"
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"I love how they put Mexican translations on condom wrappers Like they use condoms anyway"
"How can you tell when you're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H and accidentally grab the Ben-Gay"
"Maybe I'd bother with cologne if my natural scent didn't make even elderly women violently ovulate."
"What do you call a bread that catches a cold? Flu-catcher bread"
"My girlfriend last night: ""I've been a bad girl. Punish me"". So I fucked her sister."
"I've been diagnosed with kleptomania... when it gets really bad, I have to take something."
"The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild."
"why do mexicans make refried beans? Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?"
"Where do Floridians wash their clothes? In Fort Launderdale."