41076
Joke of the Day
"How are lawyers and apples similar? They both look good hanging from a tree"
Next Joke
"English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer"
"The cops found pot on Willie Nelson's tour bus. In other news, water is wet."
"If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie Sheen did And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did."
"Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, ""That completes my order"" before they ask."
"What if God is a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."
"Knock Knock? Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS!"
"What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed? Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)"
"They should make condoms out of bubble wrap. *pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee-oh! *pop* That was fun!"
"You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen."