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Joke of the Day
"English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer"
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"Breaking News!: Two teens cut cocks off while high on meth. Back in my day we did not need meth. We would just cut our cocks off."
"Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?"
"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."
"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"
"How Can You Tell Your Girlfriend Is Getting Fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"I Am a spy who has worked for the Mossad the last 23 years. Ask Me Nothing."
"Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers. But isn't it silly that you cancel all that by touching the door handle on your way out?"
"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."
"What did the little boy say to the priest? Haha, now we *both* have AIDS"