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Joke of the Day
"What if God is a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."
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"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar"
"23% of traffic accidents involve cell phone use, but 77% do NOT involve cell phone use. Statistics don't lie. It's safer to use your phone."
"My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine."
"In Canada, she's Kilometery Cyrus."
"A young girl swallowed a pin when she was eleven and never felt a prick until she turned eighteen."
"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"
"What type of fossil fuel likes to tell dick jokes? Crude Oil"
"I wanna get rid of this memory foam mattress, but it knows too much."