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Joke of the Day

"If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie Sheen did And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did."

"The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied."

"What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball? Golbat."

"On V-day I broke my girl's heart... She was a bloody mess..."

"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."

"I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun."

"The story of the co-pilot shows what happens if you don't deal with depresion You will just bring down others"

"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio so I jumped out my car and shadow boxed till the light turned green."

"What are Turkish cattle best known for? Mootiny."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."