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Joke of the Day
"What is atheism? A non-prophet organisation."
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"I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant... It's called Vladimir Poutine."
"AGE 18: There's someone special out there for you! AGE 28: You'll find them one day! AGE 38: It'll happen! DEAD: Just be patient!"
"How many feet are in a yard? Depends on how many people are standing in it."
"What do you call post-modern Persians? PomIranians"
"I asked God for a bike But I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness."
"How tall are the twin towers? 9"" 11"
"Did you hear about the new sprinklers from Australia? They're Aussielating."
"Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?"
"Two fish are sitting in a tank One says to the other one, "" do you know how to drive this thing?"""