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Joke of the Day

"I asked God for a bike But I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness."

"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"My wife likes to tell me she is worshipped in india... She's a fat cow."

"A dozen fish are in a tank. Then one proclaims: ""Can anybody drive this thing?"""

"My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in"

"Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow. In other news, restaurants serve food."

"If body builders religiously try to gain weight.. Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?"

"Do you know what they say about the guy that invented life savers? He sure made a mint."

"A man discovered a new medication that makes people sneeze constantly. What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it? Eschew! Eschew!"

"Did you hear about Helen Keller's dating life? because I heard she wasn't seeing anyone"