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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are sitting in a tank One says to the other one, "" do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto"

"[job int] ""Under skills u put 'not being afraid of pigeons'."" [nervously shifts in chair] ""That's right. Why? Do any pigeons work here?"""

"I went to a really posh school. In fact it was so posh, the Gym was called James."

"[In a chair] Leans back Leans back Leans ba... [Ambulance]"

"What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar"

"Have you ever smelt moth balls? Well who held his wings back? Oldie but a goodie from my grandpa."

"I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time."

"What has four legs, feathers, and can fly? Two birds"

"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Pontius Pilates"