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Joke of the Day

"What do you call post-modern Persians? PomIranians"

"The impossibility of accepting the offer of a quick drink without first pretending to check your watch"

"A Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming ""OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD"

"Welcome to Twitter - if you are not already following a mom who drinks wine one will be assigned to you."

"Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat. It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling."

"Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing."

"It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret."

"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."

"My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids."

"I once knew a Johnny Glasscock in elementary school... You could always see him coming..."