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Joke of the Day
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo I'll take lookout"
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"What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand . . . cuatro cinco"
"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"
"I'm a people person, but from a distance."
"Before & after marriage Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,"
"Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"
"*joaquin phoenix croses a street adn almost gets hit by a taxi* *mumbles to himsef* cmon man whyd he try to do that. i mean, im joaquin here"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Mmm- Fuck."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You osculate its tit a lot!"
"I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!"