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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You osculate its tit a lot!"
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"Why was Chuck Norris born by her aunt? Because no one dared to fuck his mother..."
"Grandma: 'And that's how me and your grandfather chose the colour of toaster in our first home' Me: 'So you haven't seen my scarf?'"
"wise man jokes?"
"My daughter is at that age where she has started asking awkward questions about sex... Like, ""Is that all you fucking got?"""
"I left Stephen Hawking like 8 voice mail messages before I realised he'd picked up every time."
"At this point, History Channel, you might as well just take that final step and change your name to Speculation Television."
"I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol, and I need the alcohol, because I hate my job."
"And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies."
"When I told you the dishwasher is loaded what I meant was... My wife is drunk."