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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand . . . cuatro cinco"
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"When a raccoon stands up and cracks his knuckles, stop shaving him immediately."
"I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, ""Disney Land Left"", so he turned around and went home."
"COP: can anybody else describe the suspect? JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees COP: anybody"
"My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims? Their knees! Please comment ""No"""
"My new years resolution is 1200x800"
"Someone stole my watch and stepped on it. I beat them up. I swore to myself that day that that would never happen again. Not on my watch."
"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."
"What is a euphemism for gay wizard sex? Taking it in the Dumbledore."